February 2012
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Anonymous asked: If you had a unicorn, what would...
of-mice-and-motionless:
Sir Arthur the 80,000th. I had some accidents with past unicorns. They enjoyed biting each others private parts off, i never understood it, so i murdered them. Most of my unicorns were bisexual but i dont judge so thats okay. you ever seen a 79,000 unicorn orgy? That’s some nasty fucking shit and a lot to clean up. You’d murder them too. Lots of mixtures of body fluids...
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anastasiaeatscities:
how many dumbasses are going to try to throw a party after watching project x
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hellotheremydarlingg:
dont take things so seriously, dont get sad or angry, and let yourself be happy as much as possible.